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*coming soon* there were other things that could have happened there could have been a FLOOD there could have been a vast incision in the knocked knees of a burnt child there could have been TEENAGE GLAND DISORDER and COLOR DISCHARGE or we could have kept walking down the large corridor off the long hall down the small corridor down the short hall into the room into the room where seven men stood vibrating inside their minds thinking about the free webcams they'd charged on their credit cards the credit cards they would like to use to pay their mortgage they had seen REDHEADS BALLGAGGED they had seen themselves in tiny pictures on the front page of popular URLs they could have registered the top domain names for resale in their country and brought the big girl spread ing peanut butter on the couch BILL HICKS would have laughed and laughed he would have seen the wriggle in CAMERON DIAZ's tumor he would have seen something backwards in the enormous scrotum of ANDY WARHOL he would have upchucked yards of grease and gnats and gash and candy free candy xxx free candy xxx free poker chips free taco bell for life for life for other people's life we could have had a prom in the glass hallway off the white house before obama got caught with cookies for SQUIRTERS.NET & VINTAGE HORROR VIDEOS & POSTERS in his macbook pro i would not have learned to stand up straight if i hadn't not paid attention one little bit i'm still telling you there's a problem you haven't heard yet take your fingers out of your mother's ears take your mother's fingers out of your eyesockets submit to elimae get serviced by gorgeous local chasms
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20080531
FANTASTIC PLANET dir. Rene Laloux (1973)
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20080530
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Cremaster 2: The Man In Black dir. Matthew Barney (1999)
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20080529
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THE HOLY MOUNTAIN dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky (1973)
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Iron Mic Freestyle Battle: Eli Porter vs Envy
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